Sometimes, even though I like Michael, I don't like Michael... : )

The high five/low five wasn't nearly as awkward as the time we went to go see The Notebook together. That was awkward.

alanzona wrote:... the time we went to go see The Notebook together.

I don't paint anymore Alan
I used to paint all the time.

I just quoted The Notebook. I am sorry.

Upon being "allowed" to watch it for the first time with a "someone" (who bought the movie specifically so we could watch it because it reminds her of us?) I did get slapped 2 minutes in for saying, "So the old man is the guy and that old lady is the girl, but she has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember right?"

Hopefully she forgets it soon.

where did I put that ban stick.... I know it's around here somewhere.

Skatchkins wrote:I just quoted The Notebook. I am sorry.

Upon being "allowed" to watch it for the first time with a "someone" (who bought the movie specifically so we could watch it ....

I knew you and Jonathan had a thing on the side

I don't like to Costco or grocery shop by myself.

I used to work as a life guard at a pool until this blue kid got me fired.

K7VZ wrote:I used to work as a life guard at a pool until this blue kid got me fired.

It took me a second but that cracked me up. d

I'm tempted to call the people selling horses on the Craig's List - Farm and Garden (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/grd/) section and tell them I'm a manager at Filiberto's and running low on meat.

my jeep made it out of the parking lot and saw green trees last weekend

offroadaz wrote:my jeep made it out of the parking lot and saw green trees last weekend

This is awesome. And I witnessed it in actual 4Lo

Some things should not be uttered in public... even in the true confessions section. What is said cannot be undone.

If it is on the the interweb it is there for ever. Saving screen shot now.

I don't know if I can ever look at you the same Russ..

sometimes in life we must make sacrafices. we must put on our poker faces and pick up the telephone to call alejandro and just be speechless. avoid the paparazzi when you have a bad romance from your lovegames and just dance with your brown eyes boys boys boys. i am a paper gangsta and i like it rough. so i will grit my teeth and enjoy the money honey because i am beautiful dirty rich and i am so happy i could die.

eh eh on a side note, alan, my summerboy i am starstruck when you dance in the dark you monster.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

I scene an intervention soon...

"gone gaga"

i knew that was coming.

also got carrie underwood and roger waters coming up. does that make up for gaga??:confused:

That certainly helps, Russ, but it does NOT make up for Gaga. Sorry. Your man card has been revoked.

Carrie Underwood and Roger Waters? By themselves earn super cool points. Gaga wipes them all out and still leaves you in the negative, my friend. I love you, but someone had to tell you the truth. 8)