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French president mauled by depressed poodle
#1
I saw this story a few days ago and dismissed it because I thought it was fake

Turns out its true

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Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the ex-president’s wife.

The couple’s white Maltese poodle, called Sumo, has a history of frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making “vicious, unprovoked attacks” despite receiving treatment with anti-depressants, Chirac’s wife Bernadette said.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481426,00.html
#2
Ha ha.
Le stop, le stop!
#3
Lol, at least the army didn't surrender