"Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML"

"Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities?"

"Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it."

"Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter."

"Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands."

"Today, my girlfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with him soon. Love you."

"Today, the girl I love and I went to visit my parents out of state for the first time. My father grinned and acknowledged that she was a "keeper", at which she laughed and said we were "just friends". I was going to propose to her next week. FML"

Today, I was with my grandma waiting in a line. She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone. My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying. The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese, "What's wrong with loud black men?"

Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did.


Mike???

Today...

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Sc00by wrote:Today...

Paul logged onto the HG site 8|

HEY WE HAVE MISSED YOU SOOOO MUCH!!! Glad to hear your ok!
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Shanda & Geoff