While in Silverton a few weeks ago, one of the t-shirt shops had one that caught my eye. It had a picture of mountains and a Jeep and the writing under it said "Escape to the mountains. Gen 19:17 Silverton, CO"

Obviously that's taken quite a bit out of context to be interpreted as "Go out and 4 wheel", but it was still a good message on a shirt.

Anyway, it got me thinking if anybody knew of other offroading scripture?

I have a shirt I bought a while back that says


"God grant me the serenity to accept the impossible trails I cannot crawl, courage to crawl the twisted trails I can and the wisdom to keep tire side down"

obviously, not from the Bible.. lol but I thought it was pretty funny.