Plate before read XEARTH
From a quote in The Office
Andy: Saw your dork-mobile in the parking lot. What does it get, like, four miles to the gallon?
Dwight: Try double that. Classic Trans Am, vintage American muscle. Please.
Andy: Yeah, my Xterra is pretty sweet. Luxurious, yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese.
Dwight: Xterra's not even a real word.
Andy: Actually, it is. It's Latin for "earth".
Dwight: Oh, so you drive an "X-earth"? Yeah, that makes sense. I'd rather drive a classic Trans Am than an "X-earth".
Andy: Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.
Dwight: Well, I hope 1985 has a time machine, 'cause I drive an '87.
Andy: Speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came.
Dwight: Speaking of funerals, why don't you go ahead and die?
Andy: That was a really well-constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at CorNOT University.
Dwight: Idiot!
Andy: If I were an idiot, I'd be driving a Trans Am.
Dwight: If you were driving a Trans Am, you'd be the smartest idiot in the world.
Dwight trying to buy Andy's Xterra
Andy: “You meet a lot of ladies driving an Xterra. Because you pull up to a stoplight and look over and there’s an Xterra next to you, they’re always driven by chicks. So there’s your ice-breaker”
Dwight (kicking tire): “Scratch”
A: “Uh, it’s a racing stripe.”
D: “Bumper’s sagging.”
A; “Hmm, I doubt that very much.”
D: “This car is crap, I will buy it for next to nothing.”
A: “How next to?”
D: “Well, here are your options: You can sell it for parts. Drive it off a cliff. You can donate it to a person that you’d like to see die in a car crash. Or, you can sell it to me and I’ll use it as I would a wagon on my farm, it will be towed by a donkey.”
So besides driving it of a cliff, any ideas for a new plate? Discuss
