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Blissful ignorance in the dark
#1


So on the way to the coves Saturday night with Bob, he asks me if I want him to buy me some beef jerky. I politely decline as I had some in my camera bag already.

We get out there and I get a little hungry around 11pm so I get it out and dig around for a big piece and then eat it. I remember saying to myself, that's odd I thought I got the spicy kind, this is kind of bland. So the next reach in, I grab a couple more big pieces and start chewing, and still it wasn't that great so I stopped after I had finally finished those. Of course I did my usual meet gum thing and chewed the last chewy unchewable parts for well over an hour later.

I'm reading in the morning, eating breakfast on Monday, and I notice the bag of beef jerky on the table that I had unloaded the day before. This is what was left of the bag of beef jerky that I ate in the dark.



Good thing I didn't accidentally eat the desiccate package!
#2
lol wow.. that is gross.
#3
I don't get it. Whats wrong? Looks perfectly fine.
#4
Free penicillin :)