Arnold Palmer's favorite drink is a FatBob.

Bears give FatBob hugs.

Bob once faced East and sneezed... we refer to it today as "El Nino"

My beard is my face

FatBob has his own weather pattern.

Bob once made a square root round.

Bob can make a one way street change direction simply by pointing.

bob once faced west and farted..... that is what we call la nina

When God stubs His toe, He takes Bob's name in vain.

Fatbob speaks Portuguese... in Italian.

fatbob once touched mike in a bibical way and now mike is his apostle

Some say that in a previous life he was a muscle car and he can "drive a stick" only with his left foot. All we know is, he's called Fat Bob

Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds... all we know is, he's called Fat Bob

Some say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and that he recently pulled out of I'm A Celebrity because he is scared of trees.. all we know is, he's called Fat Bob

Bob called me "son" once and instantly all my family photos changed and my mother was crippled.

Bob once gave me a sideways stink eye but then my own turned up missing

Bob once put a round peg in a square hole and ocean coast cities were all but wiped out.

When Bob plays chess against himself he always wins... both sides.

Bob once saved a typhoon.