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My fun but WT relatives...
#1
So my great aunt died the other day. They had the funeral yesterday. I have some of the most WT relatives. Some of them showed up in jeans and a white t-shirt. They are funny though.
One of my dads uncles is 75 and has a 4 year old kid and a 30 year old wife. They were joking that he was the poster child for Viagra. My Dads other Uncle was joking that he was going to be asking his Dr about it too… His wife, with out missing a beat, looks at him and said “why? That’s like putting a new flag pole on a condemned building!”
Then the subject changed over to the collection of cars my Grandpa has. They all want them… They asked about my Mustang a few times. All I can say is its good that I have the title.
I need to find some land so I can get my cars out of there…
#2
Nice :lol:

I'm from Louisiana and that's even high on my WT chart.
All I can think about durin' those discovery channel shows, is "Why didn't they shoot that critter? They saw it move didn't they?" I was telling Steve last night that it didn't matter if you saw a harmless snake 20 miles away from the farm. You still went and told grandpa and he got at least 3 guns and we'd go all the way back to the where it was and sent it back to the hell from whence it came.
#3
hah that reminds me of this song, I am my own grandpa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D43kw4E2-I
#4
Not to talk about someone elses family or anything but Jens ex-sister-in-law is 30 years old and married to a 20 year old. She has a 15 year old daughter and they are both pregnant (1 month apart). So that means the 20 year old husband is going to be a grandfather in a couple months and that babies aunt or uncle will be one month younger.

I understand if you dont get it, all that WT crap gets me confused also.