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Jokes!
#1
Got a favorite joke? Lets hear it!

Heres a few to get you started

A blonde went in the store to buy pink curtains for her computer monitor. The salesman said, "But computers don't need curtains!" She said, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"


What's the difference between "Congress" and the "Library of Congress"? n the Library of Congress you can't mess with the pages.


Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic?
He always thought he was following someone.

:D
#2
I'm really not able to store any anymore.

Only one that comes to mind is:

Did you hear about the gay midgets? They're coming out of the cabinet.