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Why I love driving a Jeep
#1
I am driving to work this morning on the 101 East just listening to music. A some what attractive girl in a little car pulls up next to me. She is pacing me for a couple minutes, then I notice she is starting to come into my lane. I look over at her and grab the wheel tight incase she hits me, at that time I noticed she was putting on her eyeliner.

She bounces off my tires flyes across 2 lanes and almost hits the wall, she also stabbed herself in the eye with her eyeliner. After she corrects herself she pulls next to me again making gestures that would imply it was my fault.

The lifted truck that was behind her pulled up on the other side of her and rolled down his window. I dont know what was said but he did give the thumbs up and a head knod as she floored it to the next exit.

I am not sure if she was embarrased or had to rush to the hospital to get her eyeliner stick surgicaly removed from her eye.

It was a great moment when a Jeep driver and another lifted vehicle can come together so justice prevails.
#2
She'll prolly go to the cops and report a hit and run and while you were running you threw an eyliner pencil out your window and the wind sucked it in and stuck her in the eye!!!!





Glad all is ok for you and no one was hurt.


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#3
THAT WAS YOU!!!!!

I was going down the 101 late for a dance class and was doing my eyes when you came over into my lane! If you had been able to keep your eyes on the road and not me I wouldn't be blind!!! :shock: :D


Glad it worked out ok...
#4
I'm going to need to see the reinactment of that wth visual aids like on Tommy Boy. "Oh no there's a truck tire in the road! I can't stop!!"

Would it have been considered a reportable accident? If so, are you sure that guy wasn't giving her the thumbs up b/c he got your license plate letters?

I wasn't there, just trying to understand better. Did she have tire scuff on her car to match the mascarra on her face?
#5
There were tire marks in front of her driver side tire. I am sure the guy was defending me because she was all pissed off after she talked to him and "sped off like the dickens" ( Mike you wont get that because it is from My Cousin Vinny).

I would have pulled over but she took off and did not give me the chance. It all happend really fast and by the time I thought about pulling over she was gone.

Even if he was giving her my plate number the J is coverd by my highlift and nobody can see it. Not that I have anything to be afraid of, if she did call it in she would be guilty of leaving the scene of an accident.
#6
Woa, crazy girls putting on their faces while driving. Craziest thing I've seen was a girl curling her hair with a curling iron.... a battery operated one. Ok, so the other day I brushed my teeth while driving, eek ... but doesn't take nearly the concentration that hair does. :roll: