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#1
Like a cinged Koala looking for an all night burn clinic.

Like a diamond in an ice storm.

Like an old bag with creamy diarrhea looking for a hole in the ground.
#2
Like a wooly mammoth in a snow storm
#3
btt
#4
Like a monkey with a wristwatch.
#5
like a president with a cigar
#6
like a keyboard and a fork!
#7
Like a boss.
#8
like a hoe.
#9
(you're not doing it right) 8)
#10
Like reaching around on a Manmping trip
#11
like Thursdays in a tutu. In Ireland.
#12
how many pancakes does it take to cover a house? None! IceCream has no teeth.
#13
"The Ladder"
#14
Squirrels have a maximum memory of 3 days.
#15
Russ is Gay
#16
Avis wrote:Russ is Gay


they sent him to the hospital for that?
#17
Daniel, you understand this the way a tuning fork knows a palm tree. 8)
#18
like a donkey and a rooster
#19
exactly, Chris! Just like a dirt clod and a clock.
#20
My day is like a monkey licking a marshmellow today.