While walking to lunch my mind wandered to think of the worst super power you could have. Who better to ask than you guys...
If you woke up one day with a super power, what would be the most non-sensicle / embarrassing power that you would never want to tell anyone about?
My vote so far is being able to see farts. This ability allows you to see a mist or cloud with a color that deepens with intensity of odor.
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Worst super power?
Jan 11, 2018 07:52 PM #1
Jan 11, 2018 10:18 PM #2
Along the smelling lines, Id go with
Body Odor Man
The ability to produce smelly BO at a moments notice
What purpose could it serve?
Body Odor Man
The ability to produce smelly BO at a moments notice
What purpose could it serve?
Jan 12, 2018 12:47 PM #3
So, a Skunk? self defense..
Jan 15, 2018 07:32 PM #4
I would have to go with "super smell" as possibly the worst super power... but having the ability to see smells it right up there, for sure.
Jan 16, 2018 03:21 AM #5
No one else has any ideas, seeing smells is the worst?
What about the ability to retract appendages into your body?
Or maybe the ability to understand what animals are saying without the ability to communicate back. Side note, you find out cats are racist a-holes and dogs don't say anything, there barking is just the same barking we all hear.
What about the ability to retract appendages into your body?
Or maybe the ability to understand what animals are saying without the ability to communicate back. Side note, you find out cats are racist a-holes and dogs don't say anything, there barking is just the same barking we all hear.
Jan 16, 2018 03:38 PM #6
sweathog wrote:
Or maybe the ability to understand what animals are saying without the ability to communicate back.
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Jan 16, 2018 03:46 PM #7
Literal man- The supper power of having what you say literally happen. "Im so hungry I could eat a horse" "Im about to lose my mind" and the worst... "I need to take a dump"
Jan 16, 2018 03:58 PM #8
Enema man?
Jan 16, 2018 04:49 PM #9
Skatchkins wrote:5786
Maybe farside cartoons run my subliminal conscience.
Jan 16, 2018 04:51 PM #10
fatbob309 wrote:Literal man- The supper power of having what you say literally happen. "Im so hungry I could eat a horse" "Im about to lose my mind" and the worst... "I need to take a dump"
I think after a few terrible misshaps I would learn to only speak literally about others. The good news is your superpower could eliminate the existence of "valley girls"
@alanzona, thank you for not expanding on your idea.
Mar 15, 2018 08:38 AM #11
I remember Arm-Fall-Off-Boy of DC comic superheros has a terrible superpower.
Apr 14, 2018 04:32 AM #12
The Green Haired Turtle has got to be up there for worst super power
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/04/12/science/endangered-turtle-australia.html
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/04/12/science/endangered-turtle-australia.html