A little boy was walking down the road when a man drove up behind him and said, "Hey kid, jump in and we will go for a ride".
The kid said, "No", and kept walking.
The man once again pulled up to him and said, "Hey kid, come on and go for a ride with me and I will give you $20.00".
The kid then said, "Look dad, you bought the darn Xterra, you ride in it".






Sorry Mike, Couldn't resist!!! :)=)

hehe :)=)

Thats a good one.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little :lol:

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, nobody.