Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Simple. He's been licking his ****** for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

More. Alan, can you picture Samuel saying this?

You cold?
I'm freezing.
Turn on the heater.
It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise which distracts from the cold.

I can see him saying something like this...

I sock 'em in the jaw and yell, "Pop goes the weasel."

Long kiss godnight.

skatchkins wrote:More. Alan, can you picture Samuel saying this?

You cold?
I'm freezing.
Turn on the heater.
It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise which distracts from the cold.

Correct

This one is older (1971) so I will be posting a few quotes. Those that have seen it should know it...

Mrs. Chasen: I have here, Harold, the forms sent out by the National Computer Dating Service. It seems to me that as you do not get along with the daughters of my friends, this is the best way for you to find a prospective wife.

Mrs. Chasen: Please, Harold, we have a lot to do and I have to be at the hairdresser's at three.

Mrs. Chasen: The Computer Dating Service offers you at least three dates on the initial investment. They screen out the fat and ugly, so it is obviously a firm of high standards.

[after spotting Harold hanging from a noose in the living room] I suppose you think that's very funny, Harold... Oh, dinner at eight, Harold. And do try and be a little more vivacious.

Priest: I would be remiss in my duty if I did not tell you that the idea of intercourse - the act of your firm, young body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... and flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit.

Okay can I just say that some of you need to play outside more. :D

The answer is harold and maude.

Time for an easy friday...

Yes, that's right, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Now who wants to touch me?

South Park, the Movie?

alanzona wrote:South Park, the Movie?

yep

"Buzz! The monkeys aren't working! We are formulating a-nother plaaaaan."

Toy Story

You the man... we've got Star Wars Episode III going on tonight, but Toy Story is always a favorite.

Knowing the message boarders, this one will probably be guessed quickly, but I love the quote.


...whatever happens to you, be honest, tell the truth even if they do look at you funny,... and they will, but what you've got to understand is that almost all of those people are full of sh*t. They're all part of this great big conspiracy... BULL-SH*T and they're scared of people like you... 'cause those bullsh*tters know that you're smarter than all of them. You know what you say to people like that?... F*** YOU!

Good will hunting?

Good movie but sorry no

Donni Darko????

Spshlj wrote:Donni Darko????

That has to be it... I could see two people sitting down talking but couldn't pic the movie.

Spshlj wrote:Donni Darko????

You got it! It's the dad's talk with Donni in the back yard

Is that on my version?

skatchkins wrote:Is that on my version?

It should be. I have the director's cut but I don't think that would have changed. Its right before the sister sees the news cast of the guys house burned down and the finding of the kiddie porn in the basement.