Ok so apparently some people have no idea how to do the never ending story, or as it somehow turned out, the never ending sentence.

"It’s called reading. Top to bottom, left to right, group words together to make sentences. Take Tylenol for headaches, Midol for cramps."

How about just movie quotes (Knowable shows such as Seinfeld or Simpsons accepted):

Read the rules people:

1. It can be obscurish if you want as long as not too impossibly hard

2. I'd rather someone who knows it try first before everyone just google's the game away into who can use the search feature the fastest.

3. If you're sure, give your answer and then post a quote of your own (nothing wrong with googling your own quote to make sure you have the quote straight) If the previous quote has a response, by all means, have fun and finish it and then add your new one.

4. Try to mix it up. Let's not just get stuck, as easy as it may be, on Anchorman or Billy Madison.

5. I want to see everyone involved whether you suck at quotes or not. I give you feebler minds permission to Cheat on Rule #2 and do the google/yahoo search if you must, but I want to see more than just the regular three movie heads here *ahem NaNa*

Also if you can remember, it would cause a lot less clutter if you turned off you signature lines on this one too.

STARTER EXAMPLE

skatchkins wrote:
"It’s called reading. Top to bottom, left to right, group words together to make sentences. Take Tylenol for headaches, Midol for cramps."

A. "Tommy Boy" - David Spade (when he interupted Happy Time)


Q. "Joey? Do you like movies about Gladiators?"
(you can bold your sentences by highlighting it and clicking B at the top)

next line in quote............. Joey have you ever seen a grown man naked

answer, the captain in airplane.


Quote "the next words out of your mouth beter be some clever John Wayne stuff because I going to etch them on your tombstone"

Ok, that was a tough one. Even I needed a little help.

So I'll go and answer so we can move on. Maybe a two day rule or something. Make sure to look up your quote to make sure it is correct.

Technically your quote is : "Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant ________ Mark Twain ____. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."

Here's a longish one:

There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Burn them.
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
More witches.

Wood.

Good. Now, why do witches burn?
...because they're made of... wood?
Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of her.
But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Oh yeah.
Does wood sink in water?
No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
No, no. What else floats in water?
Bread.
Apples.
Very small rocks.
Cider.
Gravy.
Cherries.
Mud.
Churches.
Lead! Lead!

A Duck.

...Exactly. So, logically...
If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
And therefore...
...A witch!

Ah a good one. I did have to think for a second on this but since it comes from a classic it didnt take long.

I will give this one the 2 day rule and see if anyone else can figure it out.

The movie was Monty Python Holy Grail

Now for mine.

So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?

And from the same movie.

And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti.

Good job.

I'm going to give someone else time to guess yours cuz I didn't see your movie. :( Was it good?

I like it. I just cant tell people to go rent it...

was that from boondock saints?

yep

Look on the bright side, at least we've still got Peter!

Yeah, but Globo Gym's got guys named Laser, and Blazer, and Tazer, and all kinds of "azer's"! Without Patches, we're going to get our taints handed to us, that's what!

What's a taint?

I don't know, but it sounds *bad*!

If you want to have DODGEBALL victory, you have to grab it by its haunches and you gotta hump it into submission!

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
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One of my favorite movies:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

skatchkins wrote:

One of my favorite movies:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

Thats a great movie.

This did take me some time to figure out but I found it. I will not post the answer yet because I want to make sure I have a really good one for all of you.

This is a great movie though.

hmm thats from the usual suspects i think?

heres another from a movie thats on tv right now

Bart, dude, everybody's dead, OK? Your mom's dead, your brother's dead, the fat chick at Dairy Queen... dead.

Unless they said it on Bonanza, I'm guessing some kind of Zombie movie?
Anybody else got it?

youre getting close, heres another quote from the same movie


Is everyone there dead?

Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of, uh... fell down... and then got up... and started eating each other.

I think its dawn of the dead.

yep :wink:

Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

and


28 days... six hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.