Phew.
With a little help cluewise from J, I was able to figure his quote out. Great Movie too by the way: A Beautiful Mind

K, here's one that I really like (see last line). Problem is, it's actually a deleted scene, but you should be able to get it on context. If a quote stays up too long, try to add a clue along down the line.

There were so many…I just gave them all what they wanted.

Yeah. Since when does anyone have a clue about what they want. Remember Philbert?
(Scene cuts to Philbert beating another kid up on the playground.)

Yeah, Philbert…what’s gotten into him?

Brilliant young man. He was gonna be a great poet. The soul of his work would’ve been built around his childhood pain. Now he’s headed for a career as a professional wrestler. He will eventually test positive for steroids and end up managing a muffin shop.

Wow, that’s a disappointment.

He got what he prayed for. Esther Maha…(scene cuts to Esther’s living room). I love Esther. Esther was bankrupt. She was gonna have to eat her pride and call her sister. That would’ve gotten the two of them together again. Instead she bought a condo in South Florida.
Are there gonna be a lot of these?

Just one more.

Hey, that’s Lance Armstrong. He won the Tour de France 4 or 5 times in a row.

Overcame a lot to do it, too.

I didn’t …

No, that was Me…and him. You see ______, triumph is born out of struggle. Faith is the alchemist. If you want to paint pictures like this, you have to use some dark colors.

Xtra clues:


In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.

The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha.

Is it Bruce Almighty? I never saw it but that last clue sounds like it...

Since Fatbob did not post I will go ahead and keep it going

This is from one of the greatest classics ever.

Singing: I'm picking out a thermos for you.
Not an ordinary thermos for you.
But the extra best thermos that you can buy,
With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in!
I'm picking out a thermos for you,
And maybe a barometer too,
And what else can I buy so on me you'll rely,
A rear end thermometer too."

Here is another clue for all of you.

He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.

Yippe, I got it before you posted that last post.

STEVE MARTIN in THE JERK

I actually quoted the can line this past week. I was driving down the 17 and there were cans every 50 yards. Cars were smashing them and kicking them up. I hit a couple with my tires and they were pretty loud at that speed. I guess I was benind a white trash parade or something.

Match in the gas tank....
.................Boom Boom.

We're not going anywhere! We're not going anywhere!
.................Where're you going?

a: What's Eating Gilbert Grape

mine!!!

q: So after it stopped raining grandpa

Uh, I guess I dont get the quote. It sounds like there should be more to the quote like you're just pausing. Is that all?

It's just a memorable line, after it, is just story line.

I have that movie and really like it a lot.
It has Hank Azaria and Ray Ramone, and a bunch more.

Here's some more from it.


Vag in a town?
What's a Vag?

I'm not going to stand-by and let Alice song-f Samantha at my father's funeral

Don't worry about Alice. You think she's gone, she comes back. Like herpes.

Hey, hey, hey! You guys! Could one of you *please* tell me one nice thing I can say about your dead father
................ .....He often called me Andrea for no reason.

Pop loved poetry.
He did?
Yeah. All the ones about Nantucket.
I think his favorite was about a little handicapped girl. There once was a girl who was crippled, by the weight of her overgrown nipple.

I can't wait to find out what you two vageniuses are up to.
What did you just say?
What did he just call us?
. Vageniuses.
It's a compound compliment.

Is it from Eulagie?

it is...

I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand, to wipe my tears.

and

I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!

We never win because you are fat!

hmm that sounds really familiar, I think I just saw that movie too. Just cant remember the name

hmm, im going to say its from nacho libre

"All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.

But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists. "

What is Jurassic Partk.

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one.

I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-az, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey crap he is. Hallelujah. Holy s-. Where's the Tylenol?

But didn't you really want a Jam of the Month Club Membership?

What is- Christmas Vacation



1. History is all in the mind of the teller, truth is in the telling

2. We called him 'The king', because... that's what he liked to be called.

I looked it up and im still not sure what that movie is about...

Cheaters never prosper! :D

Hint: Tom Hanks says the first quote. And he as a young kid says the other one.

Im not sure on this but my guess is Radio Flyer?

Booya. Good Job.

One of my fav's