Ok so we all have seen that move and I was not the first to answer so I will put another easy one up

Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

You know, someone once told me that true love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another. :roll:

You motorboating son of a.... is it Wedding Crashers?



Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird...


.................Two dragons

The answer is

Starsky and Hutch.

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

What?

What country you from?

What?

What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?

What?

ENGLISH, MOTHERF-ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Yes!

Then you know what I'm saying!

Yes!

Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

What, I-?

Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf-er. Say what one more goshdang time.

He's b-b-black...

Go on.

He's bald...

Does he look like a bit-h?

What?


DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BIT-H?

No!

Then why you try to screw him like a bit-h, Brett?

I didn't.

Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to screw him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f-ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Oo! Oo! I know it! Pick me!!

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Ezekiel 25:17

Pulp Fiction


Im not sure if any of you have seen this movie or not

I don't think we should see each other any more.

Why? What's wrong?

I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs.


and another

Would you like to hear today's specials?

Not if you want to keep your spleen.

I know it but lets see if anyone else can get it.

:?:

The lead actor is the same actor from Reign of Fire and Batman Begins

Heres another quote from the movie...

Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old guy with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

Since nobody else wants to answer it. I believe it is American Psycho.




Who the hell did you see me kiss?

Some dude backstage. I don't know who he was but he seemed unimpressed.

I didn't kiss any guy backstage. I swear. I'm not gay.

Hey, Suitorette, this guys a homophobe. You heard how repulsed he sounded. Is this the kind of guy you want to spend a vacation with? This hate-monger?

I don't hate gay people.

So you love them?

Yes. I mean no.

Textbook closet case self-loather. Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality.

Good flick...

I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to f them some place very uncomfortable.

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

Mallrats!


And now for one on the same level...

Hello. What? No I don't work today, I'm playing hockey at two.

hah, Clerks 1 was alot better then number 2

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.



Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

Precisely

The Libians are coming!

A: Back to the Future
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Q: siknaj ymmas rebmemer

No joke

I know it, Im pretty sure J does too. Ill wait and see if anyone gets it

It was a great movie

Dana has no idea.
And I own the movie.

Oh gosh!!! I was looking it up and couldn't find it. I know, I'm a dork
Memento!!!! :lol:


That's why they call it a quip, not a sloooope

You reall have to put more of the conversation for people to know whats going on.

A little more information does not give it away but does not make it impossible either. Here is the quot.

You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. That's why they call it a quip. Not a sloooowwwwp.

It is a good one though.

Answer: Shallow Hal



Everyone has to have seen this one

I am the servant of the power behind the Nothing. I was sent to kill the only one who could have stopped the Nothing. I lost him in the Swamps of Sadness.

A:The Neverending Story

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Q:
"Ah! They ____ing shot me!"
"Well, ____ing shoot 'em back!"
"....Ah! ____! I've been shot !"
"I don't ____ing believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?"

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels...


Hey, who didn't throw in?
Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink? Why not?
He don't tip.
He don't tip? Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
He don't believe in it.