heres another

For your information, little girl, whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Everybody knows that

I knew it on the first one, but I thought someone else might want a shot.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory


Just for you Chris (unless someone else wants to dethrone him)

See this? This... is my boomstick!

First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

hah, good movie :D I wonder if anyone else has seen it?

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

Is that a quote from the same movie, or just another one with that guy?

I believe J and I watched that with you, but... yeah, I really didn't save much brain space to keep anything from that one :roll: :)

same movie :wink:

Duke nukem 3d for the PC used a ton of quotes from that movie too

Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Woah, settle down. You got so excited you forgot to post a new quote.

How about: Your Mother Ate My Dog!!!

Dead Alive... only the gorriest movie out there! :shock:

And this one goes out to my friend Jen:

-Shoes like this should not be locked up in a closet! You should be living a life of scandal. You should be getting screwed in an alley behind a club by a billionaire while his wife waits in the car and he told her he just forgot his wallet!

-Please tell me you just made that up.

Remember Honey Bun? How long did we have him for?
A day.
That was a good day.

"In Her Shoes"

Hee Hee. Ok heres another good one.

Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Who's Princess Sophia?
(Pointing down), Little, big, Little, big...I don't know... we will find out!
You can't name my member Princess Sophia.
Yes I Can!
If you are gonna name my...member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!

Nice line :wink: and cute movie.
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Now, on the one hand, it is very difficult for a man to even speak to someone who looks like you. But, on the other hand, should that be your problem?
So life's kind of hard all around.
Not if you pay attention. I mean, you're sending all the right signals - no earrings, heels under two inches, your hair is pulled back, you're wearing reading glasses with no book, drinking a Grey Goose martini, which means you had a hell of a week and a beer just wouldn't do it. And if that wasn't clear enough, there's always the "f-off" sign that you have stamped on your forehead.

Oooh oooh pick me again!!! Were gettin pretty good at this Dana. I think we were slacking cuz the boys were putting stupid movies on. :lol:

I just bought this one for Spshl J. It's Hitch.

"Guys just get a stick, lets play some pool...if ya can't find a cue just pull the one shoved up her a--.

Sweet Home Alabama...mmmm that Josh Lucas is hot stuff :lol:

Ok, I haven't seen this one but I know this quote from the previews.

You have no sense of fashion...
I think that depends on...
No, no, that wasn't a question.

I guess it's good that 2 of the guys that post the most are working on Jared's Jeep still. They may've gotten mad by now. However, they have seen about two of the ones mentioned above! 8)

I can't wait till that "The Devil Wears Prada" come out. Its coming to our movie night.

Here's another one I'll be bringing.

"Hey Lil...do we serve water with our whiskey?"
Only water I serve has got barley and hops in it. Hey everybody, do
we serve water in this bar?
Hell, no H2O!

Ok guys, I'll give ya a break. I'll leave her post up til the end of the night or so, so y'all can get a chance to guess. I'll be back though. :lol:

Coyote Ugly!

Ok guys, here we go again:

Man this Yoohoo is good, you know what else is good, smoking dope. I ain't gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba, go by the see saw smoke a j. You know what I'm talking about?

We saw that movie on TV Sunday night. Big Daddy

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This quote always makes me think of Steve

Don't taste my pants.
I can't taste your pants?
Ever.
Ever?
No.
Then don't spill delicious maple syrup on them.

That would be ENVY


(police car smashes into the back of another car)
Police Officer: DO YOU KNOW WHY I STOPPED YOU?

Man: STOPPED ME, YOU HIT ME

Police Officer: I HIT YOU BECAUSE YOUR TAIL LIGHT IS OUT AND I COULDNT SEE YOU BREAKING.

Man: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

You all stink.

Here is another line for that movie.

I BELIEVE SOMETHING FLEW UP INTO MY UNDERCARRAGE.

I WOULD LOVE TO CHECK YOUR UNDERCARRAGE FOR YOU MISS.

I know it but that would be cheating.

Okay, okay.
The last quote did it. Dukes of Hazard.
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Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?
Yeah.
Are you really retarded?
No.
Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his a$$!
Wow! I cannot believe you're not retarded!



By the way, it says BALLS on your face.

Good movie... Garden State


The first time I was struck with something, a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers. I was standing next to a garbage pail. I thought it might've been an accident, that they were throwing it out. The second time, it hit me square on the chin, a soft taco. Then, pop. A falafel. McNuggets. Always fast food. Fast food. S**t people would rather throw out than finish. It's easy. It tastes all right, but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment