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#141
I think thats from the weatherman?

cause Im tough like a camel!


okay, if Im right heres my quote

Tell us everything! Everything!

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
#142
Michael asks, "Stand By Me?"
#143
hah nope, way too serious, think fun
#144
I dunno.
The barfing over the ledge threw me to Stand by Me and the Lard-arse incident.
#145
skatchkins wrote:I dunno.
The barfing over the ledge threw me to Stand by Me and the Lard-arse incident.


It would be Goonies.

Mikey, Mikey, come on, our parents are worried. It's dinnertime. Why don't we go home?


Mine

Okay, you're out. On the condition that you never enter your daughter in a beauty pageant in the state of California, ever again. Ever.

I think we can live with that.
#146
Little Miss Sunshine.... hopefully getting it for Christmas!



I would say that's that, mattress man.
#147
Barry: I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna f'in smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty.
Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.

Barry: Lena. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I left you at the hospital. I called a phone-sex line... I called a phone-sex line before I met you, and four blond brothers came after me and they hurt you, and I'm sorry. Then I had to leave again because I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again. And I have a lot of puddings, and in six to eight weeks it can be redeemed. So if you could just give me that much time, I think I can get enough mileage to go with you wherever you go if you have to travel for your work. Because I don't ever want to be anywhere without you. So could you just let me redeem the mileage?

Another good movie: Punch Drunk Love
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If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.


You're not a stalker, or anything, right?
I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember?
That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.
#148
The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my mother. How pathetic is that?

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind


And as for this, the violence? I gotta be honest - it grew on me. Once you've taken a few punches and realize you're not made of glass, you don't feel alive unless you're pushing yourself as far as you can go.
#149
another quote or two...

You don't run, not when you're with us... You stand your ground and fight!


Pete Dunham's life taught me there's a time to stand your ground, and his death taught me there's a time to walk away.
#150
I didn't see that one :cry:
#151
Throw us a freakin bone here FB.
I think you stumped us.
#152
green street hooligans

Great movie. It will be a cult movie someday.
#153
Someone else post...
#154
I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.




What did you do?

I helped Del's mouse become a circus mouse, and go to that place Boss Howell was talking about down in...

Florida?

Yes. Boss Percy bad. He mean. He stepped on Del's mouse. I took it back though.
#155
I really like that movie.

GREEN MILE



The books...

You have something against books?

I have nothing about books! I am curious about the books in your trunk.

You see, I was thinking of writing my story, so I bought this one on how to do it.

Why do you need 25 copies of it?

In case I want to read it more than once
#156
Aw, dang it!
You quoted that a couple weeks ago to me and I've already forgoten it.

Umm... A cop is asking the Q to someone she pulled over? Frick.
#157
dont think ive seen it
#158
Oh, yeah, I remember that I hadn't seen it, so that's no use to me anyway.
#159
To give everyone a hint it is a very funny movie with Steve Martin
#160
My Blue Heaven

Q: I mean, I had mine removed surgically under general anesthesia. But to have it bitten off in a Buick...