AZLugz wrote:Had me real scared there for a minute, I was hearin banjo music!!! 8|

Paddle faster I think I hear a banjo :lol:

Hey, boy... you got mighty pretty "lifts"...

#1 My dog had 12 puppies when I was a kid... two died while being born
#2 My cat threw up in my bed this morning... with me in it

lol #2

LOL Even if #2 isn't true... I want it to be! LOL That's a good one.

#2 is correct :(

my name is nathan and I had the top of my ear cut off needing 47 Stitches

My name is nathan and I used to have 4 dogs and 3 cats

Humm... #1?

yes. I got hit in the head with a skateboard needing 47 sts from a plastic surgen. He had to put the top of my ear back on.

My name is Steve, and when I was a kid I bit off the tail of a lizard.

My name is Steve, and when I was a kid, my mom once fed me termites.

Lol #1

Oh contraire. I say #2, remember he was made in Africa

He was made there but was he born there???????

Both

#2 is correct. In Africa (made & born) we collected very large termites after a heavy rain, brought them home, and my mom fried them up for us kids to eat -yumm!

My name is Michael and I have shoved old men into live open electrical outlets

My name is Michael and I am not a fun friend to have

You are not a fun brother... I mean the first one

My name is Steve, and I have been shoved into a live electrical box, shot at with a nail gun and fired upon with a potato canon by a "fun friend"

My name is Steve, and I have permanent nerological damage suffered at the hands of a "fun friend"

Is it #1??

I'm going with #2 (actually I would like to vote for both, but I had to choose one...)