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Sep 26, 2007 09:40 PM #121
skatchkins wrote:I know it is number 2


Yep, thats a fact

Westvalley was doing a 30 day church wide fast and I chose coffee to give up since it was something that would be rather difficult for me

I dont drink near as much as I used too. We dont even have a coffee maker at home now :)=)

only time I have it is in the morning at work
Sep 26, 2007 09:55 PM #122
  1. My name is Michael and I removed a neighbor's headlights because they always pulled up with them shining in my bedroom window.
  2. My name is Michael and I ripped a lady's car door off when she put it against my paint job.
Sep 26, 2007 10:17 PM #123
I'm gonig to go with #1. That seems like a smart thing to do and you seem smart. Ripping the door off... too much "Incredible Hulk" me thinks...
Sep 27, 2007 12:05 AM #124
You are incorrect :lol:
Coming out of a store, I noticed a lady's passenger car door open and resting against my '76 GMC's newish paint job. She didn't move it when she saw me and I actually had to walk around my truck to get in. It was still against the truck as I got past and inside.
Turns out she never moved it, and I didn't consider it part of my job to recheck.
I pulled straight away, and her door slid a second and then caught on the start of my wheel well.
It Tommy Boy'd her door forward and would never close again. They drove away holding it partially closed.
Her mother said she knew it wasn't my fault. Her insurance company did not acknowledge that. But I was in the clear with mine regardless and I had no damage.
Sep 27, 2007 12:09 AM #125
Dang! That's pretty funny.
Sep 27, 2007 04:26 AM #126
My name is Steve and the first time I went off-roading was in a stolen Jeep.

My name is Steve and I once backed my GMC through the garage door because I forgot to open it.
Sep 27, 2007 04:43 AM #127
stolen jeep
Sep 27, 2007 05:45 AM #128
You are correct!

About 28 years ago when I was just a lad, living is Scottsdale. Over by the Buttes a dealership would pose several of their Jeeps on the rocks and for some reason the keys were often left in them. We took the keys and came back at night (not just once) but afraid of getting noticed and caught, we left the lights off (not a good idea) and actually drove straight into a sizable ditch - I really could have used a good spotter, but my buddy was in the Jeep with me teaching me how to drive a manual transmission.

Good Times!
Sep 27, 2007 07:08 AM #129
1. I had a party at Jonathan's parents house with 2kegs and Steve came over and busted us.

2. I wind surf at list once a year
Sep 27, 2007 11:32 AM #130
Humm Ill guess #2.
Because no one in their right mind would buy tube bumpers... those have to be won
Sep 27, 2007 03:50 PM #131
nope wrong. Jonathan and I had a big party (over 150 people) at his mom and dads house only to have Steve come over and bust us. And my jeep came with tube bumpers I did not pick them. Michael has a nice saying that goes " I cant give you crap because you didnt pick your bumpers" Scooby go ahead. or should I say purple wiper guy. LOL
Sep 27, 2007 04:17 PM #132
Michael has a nice saying that goes " I cant give you crap because you didnt pick your bumpers"


Woah woah woah Ms. Lippy. I said "I can give you crap b/c you didn't pick them."

Just as I won't make fun of retarded or ugly people b/c they can't change who they are, I wouldn't make fun of your Jeep (as much) if you had chosen what it came with and were proud of it- i.e. not planning to change.
Given the fact that you know the tubular ramifications of your aftermarket attributes, I know that stick and stones, while still very damaging to your thin walled metal floaties, shouldn't puncture your ego as you have already transcended your pontificated pontoons in reach of a better front end.

So in other words, currently, "Our means, Justify your ends" :)=)

*But also I can't wait until you guys finally meet each other on the trail and slug it out so we can all be done with the constant petty posting ;)
Sep 27, 2007 05:23 PM #133
skatchkins wrote:

*But also I can't wait until you guys finally meet each other on the trail and slug it out so we can all be done with the constant petty posting ;)



A. We already love each other... think of it as brothers razzing each other
B. I guess we could shift to a "periodic significant posting method", if preferred... :)g)
C. And actually what started some of this was the fact that I too have tube bumpers on my YJ, as Nate so gleefully pointed out from a "Random Picture of the Day" posting, so it's more like two ugly people making fun of their own ugliness... :eyeroll:

Dude! Can't wait!!!
Sep 27, 2007 06:07 PM #134
I guess C :cool)

  1. My name is Michael and I started a Christian club at my school that is still going.
  2. My name is Michael and I once threw up shortly after having to stand and pray in front of a large group.
Sep 27, 2007 06:24 PM #135
Oh.... tough one!

I'm going to go with #2 because throwing up is funny... but I like the thought behind #1!
Sep 27, 2007 06:27 PM #136
This was a tough one.
Most people that know me and my stance on anything social or having to do with people would go with #2

But is was actually #1. Junior high I started JFCS and it is still going today.
Mar 22, 2011 03:38 AM #137
Was laughing at an old truth/untruth post


1. Post a True comment about yourself
2. Post an Untrue comment about yourself

The one who gets the correct answer, or the one who gets bored waiting for slow posters, is next up.

Skatchkins wrote:My name is Michael and I have shoved old men into live open electrical outlets

My name is Michael and I am not a fun friend to have



AZsteve-o wrote:My name is Steve, and I have been shoved into a live electrical box, shot at with a nail gun and fired upon with a potato canon by a "fun friend"

My name is Steve, and I have permanent nerological damage suffered at the hands of a "fun friend"


So:

My name is Michael and I reverse other people's toilet paper rolls when using their bathroom

My name is Michael and I have a cabinet full of dryer lint
Mar 22, 2011 02:14 PM #138
I vote #1.
Mar 22, 2011 03:16 PM #139
Incorrect but someone in my family does.
Lint cabinet it is.

Someone else go ahead
Mar 22, 2011 03:52 PM #140
I have a compulsion to set all my clocks 5 minutes fast so I'm never late.

I have a compulsion to bump the tempature up on thermostats 2 degrees at a time instead of 1.