step away from emma's mashed carrots and put the formula on the counter....

I had a dream that while Manmping, two guys walked out to look at something and then disappeared in front of our eyes and we could hear them falling even though there was no drop or anywhere for them to go. It turned out there was an invisible portal there to another dimension (like that Twilight Zone ). The weirder thing was that every couple minutes we could hear them falling all over again. We came to the conclusion that they were stuck inside some kind of space/time continuum loop on the other side that kept repeating over and over.

Sounds like my day today...

Skatchkins wrote:I had a dream that while Manmping, two guys walked out to look at something and then disappeared in front of our eyes and we could hear them falling even though there was no drop or anywhere for them to go. It turned out there was an invisible portal there to another dimension (like that Twilight Zone ). The weirder thing was that every couple minutes we could hear them falling all over again. We came to the conclusion that they were stuck inside some kind of space/time continuum loop on the other side that kept repeating over and over.

I sure hope your dreams aren't prophetic.......

Quadfire wrote:I sure hope your dreams aren't prophetic.......

"Have you ever seen a portal?"

I got a job at a race track to help officiate during the races. When I showed up, I had to put a neon yellow jump suit for safety. During warm ups I was on one of the outer track corners watching the cars take laps. All of a sudden an out of control motor cycle came flying by. The driver lost control while doing a wheelie and jumped off the bike. It kept going and bounced over the safety barrier and landed on one of the fans. A couple other guys got the bike off him. He was face down and the bike landing on him burned his back really bad. As we started performing first aide on the burns, the guy insisted on sitting up. He did and then turned really pale. Next thing you know, he threw up all over my legs. It wasn't vomit though, it was baked beans. That was ok though. I was wearing my neon yellow jump suit and it was flame retardant and water proof. I went over to some nearby restrooms and found a garden hose and sprayed off the baked beans.

I had a dream where Bob and I were running from zombies and he explained survival of the fittest how I had an advantage because I could outrun him and he was ok with that because it was better that one of us get away. Then he turned and shot me in the leg and said it was the same concept and ran on ahead

Bob is even cool in your dreams. Awesome.

I actually had a dream/nightmare that I remembered the other night (after the fundraiser the other night). I was sitting on a bench and my leg kept itching. I looked at it and it looked like some spaghetti was stuck to my leg. I pulled at it and it was IN my leg. I pulled more and my leg opened up and there was a huge bundle of worms in my leg (looked like a huge clump of spaghetti in my thigh). I kept pulling handfuls of worms out of my leg until it was almost hollow. It completely freaked me out and I had to check my leg in the morning.

Woke up last night and I was standing next to the bed. I remember thinking that I couldn't lay back down because there was a rattle snake under my pillow. So, I decided to go to the bathroom and when I came back I had woke up enough to know that was silly. I flipped my pillow over just in case and went back to sleep.

So this was too weird to post until I told Chris and something happened.

I dreampt that Offroadaz's sis was having another baby and something happened and she couldn't bring it to term and I felt bad and wanted to help so the doctor's put it in this small PVC type contraption that I had to keep between my legs to keep it warm. When it was time the baby came out, but dead, and also it was a bird. I cried a lot.

I told Offroadaz about it this morning and then he calls me asking when I had the dream because a bird just landed on his sister's head as she was coming inside and they're going to keep it as a pet.

Skatchkins wrote:So this was too weird to post until I told Chris and something happened.

I dreampt that Offroadaz's sis was having another baby and something happened and she couldn't bring it to term and I felt bad and wanted to help so the doctor's put it in this small PVC type contraption that I had to keep between my legs to keep it warm. When it was time the baby came out, but dead, and also it was a bird. I cried a lot.

I told Offroadaz about it this morning and then he calls me asking when I had the dream because a bird just landed on his sister's head as she was coming inside and they're going to keep it as a pet.

lol wow. That is a bit disturbing. Congrats on the new bird though! hahaha

Avis wrote:lol wow. That is a bit disturbing. Congrats on the new bird though! hahaha

hah yeah, lets hope his dreams stay small with things like birds and stuff. Were going to be in trouble if he starts dreaming about whales and dinosaurs

offroadaz wrote:hah yeah, lets hope his dreams stay small with things like birds and stuff. Were going to be in trouble if he starts dreaming about whales and dinosaurs

I dunno, a dinosaur would be kind cool..

and you, know, even after telling Chris, it's still a bit too weird to post... did the little baby carrier chaffe?

I had to take Dana & Jonathan to the airport at 3:45 this morning. Later back in bed I had a couple toss and turn dreams. One dream had me trapped where I had to get past this beehive the size of a small vehicle. The bees were all clouded around it in activity and the only way through was about 10ft between the hive and a wall. I cinched up my Higher Ground hoodie around my eyes and...
I literally woke up in an all out dead sprint halfway across my house.

Last nights dream...
Was in some sort of convience store waiting in line to check out, maybe 4-5 people in front of me.
Cashier had that "scared" look and for some reason kept making eye contact with me. I then noticed the guy she was checking out was acting very nervous / jumpy I also noted a black holster sticking out past the tail of his shirt. Finally putting 1 & 1 together I took a step back to better position myself as the guy turned & looked my way I drew my side arm & rolled off the safety I told him, drop the bag & leave, he then slowly raised his shirt to show his holstered gun, I then pulled the hammer back and told him again drop the bag & leave. Which he did, then everyone went about there business as if it never happened.

I had a cool zombie dream last night that seemed to go on forever but a couple nights ago I had a really scary one where I was hiking in the middle of nowhere and after getting the being watched feeling I started seeing dead elks in trees. Big full bodies wedged high to where something much bigger than them had stashed them. I realized I was lost and that feeling of something behind me kept getting stronger and stronger until I was able to wake up.

I had a dream last night Bob got me drunk and took and posted a bunch of Facebook pics of me that I had no recollection of.

Skatchkins wrote:I had a dream last night Bob got me drunk and took and posted a bunch of Facebook pics of me that I had no recollection of.

That wasn't Bob and, um, that wasn't a dream. I will, however, confess to being surprised at how flexible you are and how I am NEVER taking you to a petting zoo again. EVER.

First I shoot you in the leg now I take drunk pics of you... Hmmmm