I know Offroadaz usually has cool ones.

No skull crushes or drunken beatings this week.

Last night I did dream I rode a horse in Louisiana and when it jumped over a fallen tree I feel into the bayou where I floated back to home to that big house I visited last trip. I had a short brush with an aligator on the way.

I also found a neat black rock with sparklies. I turned it in and it was apparently worth $20,000 but they paid me in 4 Wheel Hardware gift cards.

I went driving up somewhere like 4 Peaks and there was already snow on the ground. I met some campers who thought I had a cool vehicle.

I tried to get in touch with an old girlfriend by taking some retarded people to the retarded hospital. I found her mom there. She was blind and retarded.
At the top floor I found a bomb my mother had placed. It had a timer on it. i called and told her she needed to tell me how to dismantle it but she said it was no big deal. I told her at least 150 people were going to die but she just laughed and said don't worry about it. I tried to figure out the bomb but couldn't so I threw it out the window at the last couple of seconds and it exploded in the air.

I wish I could remember my dreams like you two. I hardly ever remember them and if I do, it's only bits and pieces. I bet this thread is gonna be busy. :P

I can't remember any recent ones, but I try and remember tonights dreams for ya :P

I don't like dreaming...

You have to sleep, first, though, right?

Mine from a few nights - day ago...

I was in a hurry to get to a job & hungry so while driving thru traffic like a mad man I decide to make myself lunch, I pull out a loaf of bread and a package of them cheese filled hotdogs, I fold the bread in half and put a dog in it & place it on the dash to warm up problem is I make up like 5-7 of these guys and there now all over the cab of the truck, So I reach for a can of enchlada sauce & my work phone starts to ring and I cant find it, hotdogs and bread are all over the place now... then I wake up to my work phone ringing...


Few things...
#1 Ive NEVER put enchlada sauce on anything but mexican food
#2 I dont carry around bread & hot dogs for lunch...

A couple last night.

Aliens came and implanted tiny little remote bombs in our heads (thanks Mission Impossible III) and if you weren't comliant they blew your head off. They took control of the TV stations and tried to make SNL funny again. Needless to say actors kept getting their heads done blowed off. Tina Fey tried to distract one of the overseers by making sexual advances. Underneath their face masks, were odd spouts with holes. She tried kissing one of those and the alien asked her to politely stop licking his dump valve #2.
end dream

Getting chased by bad guys. I had my CCW permit which actually meant I was a secret detective. During a shootout I shot and killed the bad guy chasing me but one bullet missed and hit a cop behind him. I was upset b/c the second rule during CCW class was "Know your background," I just knew they were going to take my permit away. Instead it ended up that the cop I shot was a bad cop who was helping the other side so it was ok.

Seriously, Mike. You really need to stop with the hard drugs before bed. ;)

I had a dream last night that Special J had his Jeep back again and I was riding along with him in the back without my seat belt on. It turned out he was drunk and tried to take a turn at 90mph. It didn't work and we went off the side of a steep forest road. We kept hitting trees like one of those balls that hits the pegs on the way down. I kept trying to brace myself inside every which way but towards the bottom I was thrown out just before the lake at the bottom. I came to on the shore later and people were all around me. When I figured out where I was, I tried to scream and shout that they needed to get in the water and rescue Jared but I couldn't speak. I tried to sign but forgot too many signs so I just pointed, made the sign for man, mimed steering wheel, and pointed again. After what seemed like forever, they finally caught on but then their face turned to dismay and they shook their heads. They said it was too late but I tried to go into the water anyway. I kept falling down on my way apparently due to some broken bones and they kept trying to stop me still saying there was nothing I could do. Finally realizing I couldn't make it to the water I turned around to yell what made them so *%#$! sure, and that was when I saw Jared's head.

No dreams Chris?

Last night we were taking a big boat out to the lake in a big 4 door Silverado.
Virgil was driving. On the hwy we hit a small bump and the rear view mirror flew off the mount and hit V hard and square in the throat. He had just enough time to motion to me in the pass seat that he was not okay and then he passed out. We went off the road into a big field where I was able to steer us away from a drop. Even though he was passed out, his weight on the brake pedal helped us slow finally to a stop. Dana jumped out to tell the other drivers that were stopping what had happened. I woke up then so I don't know what happened to Virgil or if any nurses were hurt afterwards.

I had a dream last night about Lucy

I dreamt Alan wasn't taking good care of her and she was stuffed in a plastic bag strapped to his rack

made me sad

Skatchkins wrote:A couple last night.

Aliens came and implanted tiny little remote bombs in our heads (thanks Mission Impossible III) and if you weren't comliant they blew your head off. They took control of the TV stations and tried to make SNL funny again. Needless to say actors kept getting their heads done blowed off. Tina Fey tried to distract one of the overseers by making sexual advances. Underneath their face masks, were odd spouts with holes. She tried kissing one of those and the alien asked her to politely stop licking his dump valve #2.
end dream

Had a dream that we went out to eat for my birthday and when we went out to the parking lot afterwards my Xterra was gone and a White Jeep Wrangler was in it's place. Dana (my sis) wanted another Wrangler in the group so bad she thought it would be a good idea to trade my X in for one for my birthday present. It was '97 with maybe a 3" lift and only had 6,000 miles on the engine it b/c it was pulled behind an old couple's motorhome. Even had a custom back plate on the gate like an old GMC that said Trailer Boss. I was disapointed but couldn't say anything b/c they had already done the trade and it was my sister.

At this point, I may have to go to this extreme! :eyeroll:

offroadaz wrote:I had a dream last night about Lucy

I dreamt Alan wasn't taking good care of her and she was stuffed in a plastic bag strapped to his rack

made me sad

While is disturbs me that you are dreaming of Lucy and me... please rest assured that I value her, honor her, and treat her with respect. :)=)

One of my weirder ones. Ill try to tell the story in first person with some pics to help it flow





I slowly took in several deep breaths of fresh air from the deck of our sky ship. It's peaceful to be miles above the earth leaving the problems below us. I walked around the deck of the ship talking to the passengers about how they liked the experience of sailing in the sky.



I must have sat and watched the world unfold below us for 30 minutes or more before I realized there was a problem. Somehow I knew the mad sketcher had returned...



I watched as he redrew the sails on my ship. Slowly they changed from magnificent sheets of white to tattered wind torn sails. I knew I had to save the passengers before we fell from the sky.

I had to act quickly, I grabbed my wing suit from the captains cabin and dove overboard



Flying to the ground I had to act fast. I only had minutes before the ship crashed killing everyone on board. I looked around for my insect friends and found them inside an old log. I told them we have to save the passengers and they agreed to help.

The plan was the spiders and caterpillars would ride on the backs of bumblebees up to the ship. Then they would weave cocoons around each passenger protecting them from the fall



Racing against time the bugs took off to the sky. Off in the distance I could see the mad sketcher drawing furiously on his paper trying to defeat us.

One by one each passenger was cocooned and tossed overboard. I watched as the shells fell making a soft thump when they landed. Finally the last person landed safely and I ran over to cut them from the cocoons. Each person was safe!

I sat and smiled to myself knowing I had defeated the mad sketcher once again

Very cool. I liked the picture referrences :))

I've been having a bunch but they've been scattered. Last night we were packing up for a week long man trip. It was some kind of all inclusive deal where we needed everything like fishing poles, guns, 4wd, etc. I was excited.

The night before I ended up in a mormon town and they scheduled me to be burned alive upside down on a cross. After that payed out I went back to the standard overloaded customers in the shop and me in my skin suit. Some bad guys came in but I didn't want to go get my gun b/c then the customers would see I was naked behind the counter.

Skatchkins wrote:Very cool. I liked the picture referrences :))

I've been having a bunch but they've been scattered. Last night we were packing up for a week long man trip. It was some kind of all inclusive deal where we needed everything like fishing poles, guns, 4wd, etc. I was excited.

The night before I ended up in a mormon town and they scheduled me to be burned alive upside down on a cross. After that payed out I went back to the standard overloaded customers in the shop and me in my skin suit. Some bad guys came in but I didn't want to go get my gun b/c then the customers would see I was naked behind the counter.

I loled. That's hilarious. :clap:

Last night I dreamed I killed someone and then stuffed their remains inside cantelopes and then set them out to sea at night so they couldn't be found. But boats kept passing by and the cantelopes kept floating even though I added holes in them. I was very nervous even when I woke up.

You do know these posts will be used against you in a court of law one day, correct?