I had a dream last night that Daniel and I were in a Bass Pro Shop in the middle of the woods and two ginormous bears attacked us and they killed him but I escaped and killed them with a horse... Don't remember how that happened though

Had a dream last night that I started running alongside some marathon runners as a joke and then I looked and they were all gone and I was winning. Bob and Kristi saw me and they were like you need to stop and eat or sleep but I didn't feel like it but Bob gave me this huge Chocolate bar to take with me. The route was California to Arizona through streets and woods for days.

Where to pee?

I'm at a pretty big party in someone's backyard. Everyone is lounging around the pool and having a good time. I have to go pee. The backyard is so crowded that I'm unable to find a spot to pee without someone seeing me. I go inside to the master bathroom. It's one of those Cribs type of bathrooms that's 1500 square feet and has couches and everything like that in it. I find the toilet and it's made out of solid gold. I don't want to pee there, so I go into the huge walk in shower and pee there. As I'm done, I turn around and there are 15-20 people watching me with their jaws dropped.

Lessons learned: If you ever invite me over for a party in your backyard, make sure there is a place for me to pee outside.

Yesterday was bad day (tooth pain) so before I went to bed I took my amoxicillin & 1/2 of a Hydrocodone.
Off to bed & lala land, had some weird dream I was asleep & naked in the FJ & someone was opening the door. Me fearful it was the police start shouting "wait wait!! I can explain this!!" only to awake from my 15min slumber & Jen closing the bathroom door. :(

I had a zombie dream!

I was in a helo with my brother and we circled a dusty compound. The flickering lights and smell of burnt flesh was almost overpowering. We roped down into a compound that was made from stacks of cargo containers. As we entered I drew my pistol. Right then I knew I was dreaming as I'm left handed and I drew right handed from a thigh holster. The zombies looked like common dead folks except they were 6 feet tall. I was at point but we split up at the first fork. Again, knew it was a dream as you just DON'T split up when the walking dead is around! As I entered the first container I spotted two zombies. Two quick sets of double taps to their melons dropped them with authority. As I panned to the left I walked right into another two. I was too close for a full arm extension so I fired from the hip. Hit the first one in the gut (not a kill shot). Since my arm was not properly supported my gun jammed. Out of instinct, and lack of time, I shoved the gun into one of the zombie's mouth (to prevent it from biting me). With my left hand I placed it over my right shoulder, using my right arm as a guide, I swung out a kung-fu chop onto the neck of the second zombie. Whack! I made hard contact. I knew I was in trouble...

"Ow! What the heck?!?", screamed my wife peered up at me after falling off the bed. I chopped her in my sleep. I mumbled, "are you OK? It was freakin' zombies!"

Sad part is, this was my second time having this similar dream. The first time, I threw a punch, but my arm was like a soggy noodle and she didn't even notice. I awoke and giggled myself back to bed. :)

^^^ this is so awesome.

Just ok Zombie dream of my own last night. Few of us built a fortress camp partly on the water thing but we failed one of the rules and we allowed a group being chased sanctuary and they backed their bus up too far while trying to come in and it punctured their gas tank and we had to flee before the fort all blew up. The rest of the dream was scavenging through houses and abandoned cars for food and bottles of drink. We began finding homes that were recently all straight and clean and finally figured out that after the zombies killed the home occupants, they were resetting up all the furniture and cleaning the places so they could live there.

And then a separate dream where Dana & Jonathan sold the Yellowsub to buy Jonathan a small Hyundai SUV. It was periwinkle blue.

If only you had received your Costco meals =) Funny about the periwinkle Hyundai... I'll have to tell Jonathan bout that hehe.

I dreampt I was in the revolutionary war with George Washington. I was tasked with evacuating civilians across the Potomac away from the British army

3 diff nights.

1. Nuclear bombs going off everywhere. Above ground bunker wouldn't hold, got compromised. Trying to leave town. Get to Tennessee, no bombs there, survivor hiding. Choice between my Xterra or the '76 GMC. Take the '76. Dodging debris, using the ditch. Trying to get my people safe.

2. Small town, one mountain road in and out. Zombies, the fast scary kind. Twist is: they manifest as animals. Fast black glowing eyed hog creatures waiting in the dark. In the light, as they jump attack, they transform into human, what was left of that form. Huddled on high ground but not out of lunging reach. Everyone with one shot guns. Wait until attackers are within striking distance. The townspeople wait too late, they get bit, we have to kick them off the platform. Learn that they want to be bit. They want to become. It's what the town was made for. Make a break for it trying to steer the truck down the winding cliff edge road. End up in the I-10 tunnel walking into oncoming traffic with a lion and Anne Hathaway.

3. Urban exploring. Checking out tunnel system. Dodging security. Prying open access gates. Squeezing through pipes that we must reduce ourselves down to minimal clothing to fit through. Find ourselves in a room full of Scrooge McDuck-like gold. It is the secret treasury under CCV. But the foundation above us is cracked and crumbling. We hear a news report that the church is out of money, in disrepair and dangerous for people to go into. We have to escape before the ceiling collapses. The only way out is to ride the water tunnel. This means the explorers that took any gold are too heavy to float and escape. Most of us make it out in time before security rewelds the flowing water access pipes we are in. Can't find Bob. His clothes still there. Try to look for him. No. Some time later he appears. He rode a different pipe out and came out further away.

Skatchkins wrote: End up in the I-10 tunnel walking into oncoming traffic with a lion and Anne Hathaway.

Despite my immunity to being shocked by you... you still catch me off guard sometimes. LOL

I had an inception dream last night.

I fell asleep on the couch with Noel after dinner. Dream was I was asleep with Noel and she was stuck in a scary dream and twitching so I picked her up and took her up the hill away from the noise to a large wind cave so she could be restful. It was night. As I started to set her down in the dark, I heard a mtn lion growl from behind a rock next to us. I slowly got back up with her, horrifyingly turned my back and tried to run. I woke her her in real life by jumping and shaking scared to death.

Dreampt I was on a first date with Noel at her place. She was kinda punk rock and more tattoos. My current pastor wingmanned for me and took her fat roommate out to dinner in his old Camaro. Annnd then it turned into a pee dream.
I had to use her bathroom but didn't want her to hear me peeing so I wanted to pee in her trashcan. I couldn't find it though but she had this chest of drawers with the bottom drawer open. I looked like it was being used for trash so I peed in there so there would be no splash sounds. But then I saw that it was mostly clothes and underwear, covered by a couple papers. So I stopped and took off my socks and tried to soak some of it up off the clothes. I then came out but felt bad and told her, "Look, I really like you so that's why I'm going to tell you this. The whole point though is that I like you, not the rest of the story so don't focus on that, because if I didn't really like you I wouldn't tell you that I just peed all over your clothes in the drawer, I would just not say anything and you'd never know, but I want you to know because it proves that I like you."

I told her about it when we woke up and she kept trying to figure out not why I peed in the drawer but why I thought it was ok to pee in a trashcan in the first place. She didn't understand that I just didn't want the pee to make a sound. Then we had a no flinching contest where for some reason we had to say "That's funny," while we tossed a pillow up into the air trying to hit the other on the drop in their unguarded face, extra points if they got "tagged" by the pillow tag. Yadda yadda yadda, I left for work.

Next time just use the sink.

But you yada yada'd over the best part.

This is one I had the other night.

I was at a bar with some friends. Hi-top table with barstools. My back was to the door. I’m watching this next part unfold from another POV. A guy, think tweaker build, walked in the door and looks around. He sees our group and heads over. He comes up behind me and pulls out a good size fixed blade knife.
At this point I am back seeing only my point of view. I talking to a friend when I feel a hand pull my head back and the knife slide across my throat. I pulled away and put my hand to my throat. It was covered in blood. Everyone at the table was in shock and no one was moving.
I spun around and looked at the guy. He still had the knife in his hand and looked nervous and surprised. I let out this primal scream that would wake the dead as I leapt at him knocking him to the floor. He somehow ended up on top but with his back to me. I wrapped my legs around his waist and put him in a choke hold. I pulled with everything I had and could feel his bones snap. I kept pulling till his head was no longer attached. Covered in blood I stood up, looked at the table and said. “I need to get this looked at” and passed out.
I woke up all sorts of pissed off.

That's good stuff bob.
Last night all the skin from my hand fell off like a toilet paper roll held vertically. I had to pick it all up off the ground and wrap it back on and tape it down. Without knowing about the dream, Noel told me she woke up with me massaging her hand weirdly.

I Moab-Miked Noel last night. I was having a tense dream where about 8 guys were trying to beat up and steal from one. I waited around looking like one of them but when one swung at the victim I jumped in and grabbed the attacker in a lock and pinned him but he was able to free one of his hands (and the others were moving in) and was raring back to face hit me as we were tangled and - That's when Noel who had her head on my chest moved her arm and touched me and I jumped and grabbed her/the attacker around the head. That obviously woke her up with a yell and that woke me to release her and apologize.

Bob and I were at some warehouse. We had to drive down a dirt road to go pick up some stuff

Bob goes into the warehouse, gets a huge steel ladder, lays it up against the side of the building and climbs up.

At the top of the building is Bob and I see his old black jeep. I was confused as to how/why it was up there. But then was amazed when bob grabbed it by the bumper and carried it down the ladder by himself. My only thought was, that cross-fit stuff must really work!

Went in for bloodwork and as the tech was taking blood asked "How long have you had cancer?"
I dont have cancer...
Oh we can tell you have cancer just from the look of your blood. You have more cancer than anything else.
I cant have cancer I have a competition to train for.
You shouldn't do the comp. Your legs will fall of if you do.

I had to go back to the gym and let people know that if my leg fell of it was no big deal. I knew it could happen and was ok with that.

I had a dream that I picked up a broken jet black riding lawnmower to race against Bob's. I tried to get the church high schoolers to help fix it. I kept finding little cubby slots on it that held pizza slices.