Good thing too, sounds like you narrowly averted disaster!

Weird I got a message today that said:

This is future Jared, seek help for Michael.

Carefull, I may have to send the Special Ed fax around again }:)

You already put it on the site how much more damage can you do?

club t-shirt!

Do you really want to die??????????? I will snap your neck like a redvine!!!

redvine eh? arent they usually bendable? unless you freeze them, did that one time and took them out, broke in half when i set them on the counter

maybe you should say snap your neck like a frozen redvine? but that doesnt have the same ring to it...

Maybe I should say I will brake your neck like your Jeep, then you will probably understand that. 8 )

Someone left a fancy Viagra pen here at work and no matter how hard I try it won't go down. I mean, I keep pushing the button but it doesn't work.

Here's a thought.
Got any of that air cleaner at work?
Why not poke a small hole with a pen in an empty water bottle and make a rocket to the moon?


It works better than you think. Points if you make your own.

does it shoot right away or does the air have to fill up the bottle first?

Bottle fills up to max capacity. Mine I had to physically remove the can hose to make her fly.

I did it, too. At first I used an Aquafina bottle but the plastic is thicker and it's a bigger bottle so not much happened. Then I got a Crystal Creek smaller bottle and it worked nicely :)g)

In an effort to make shipping more fun, I propose we insert M&M's into bubble wrap

I've already started on our big roll

Very nice stink! :P

Do you not have enough to do there????

I gotta break it up every now and then

Is putting M&M's in bubble wrap on your things to do list?? If so, are you hireing??????:)=)

Man I hate doing business with people in the same complex.
It's always "favor" work. Plus the old boss always tried to do trade type stuff, which somebody always comes off short, and nnobody makes money.

"I thought all I had to pay for was the prints :'( "
who do you think should pay for me to sit behind a computer and design your shtuff for 2hrs??
"How about you do it for ______"
I already took 20% off and your proposed price doesn't even include my wages
"you guys are gypping me"
Go somewhere else then and pay full price, then you'll know how much favor I'm already doing just to hear you whine anyway

Seriously, never do someone a favor 'till they ask or else they'll ask anyway after you've already done it. If you didn't want to pay for design, why didn't you do it yourself? Oh your time is worth something? Geeez