Tell me what's wrong with this:

does it have the wrong name as treasury

Keep trying

No left border on the first image.....

Nope, that's just the scan.
Look into it

ok I need a clue is it on the front or back?

not too sure about that watermark on the right

Yeah... that watermark would be Lincoln.
Now that you've seen that, take a look at what's in the top corners on the back side.

One of my employees accepted it the other day. She did look for the watermark, but she missed the difference.

its a $5

Bingo. Washed out 5

you can see Lincoln in the middle right side near corner.

Hmm...
An old lady came in to buy some stamps
I showed her my excellent sellection and she saw that we had Lighthouse stamps and she explained she had grown up near some.
Before handing me the money, she began gazing longingly at the stamps for a while. Snapping out of her gaze, and realizing, not having paid yet, she was holding up the line, she shouted, "I'm so sorry! What a dildo I am!"

Do you think she meant Dodo? :red|

Ha ha, that's great!!

I spent over 30 minutes one day trying to explain to the nicest old lady in the world, that even if she faxed the check, her grand daughter would not actually GET the check on the other end, but would get a copy of the check. For the life of her, she thought the fax machine was a "transporter" or something from Star Trek. She kept getting really upset with me because she thought I was trying to keep her grand daughter from getting the money she needed. I tried to explain Western Union to her, but she thought it was too expensive, why wouldn't I just send her the checking using my fax machine... some days, eh!

Nice, I've had that hapen 2 or 3 times at my work. The old lady will ask worriedly what will happen to her document and is it too late to get it back. :lol:

Isn't that a hoot! I worked for Kinko's for six years (off and on) during College. It was great! I played in a college rock band, so I would work Sun - Thurs, gig Fri/Sat, AND get "discounts" on our printing and computer time (you know, the FANCY Mac II se!) For a while I worked the graveyard shift.... strange, strange people come out at night!

this thread is full of awesome

just finished taking home the last of the 5 we let go today. does not make for a fun day:(

Skatchkins wrote:Here's a thought.
Got any of that air cleaner at work?
Why not poke a small hole with a pen in an empty water bottle and make a rocket to the moon?


It works better than you think. Points if you make your own.

This was great :)
Somebody else make one

I miss having employees :(