...if you don't, you must be one of two things. You must be a lov... a lover of homo's, or a terrorism guy, a terrism fri...

-Big John Solitas

My mom is very stressed out, and she needs something I can't give her, um... maybe a little "afternoon delight".
(Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named Afternoon Deelite, a strain famous for slowing behavior. )
Well sure, my question is, which way do I try to get it in her?
I don't need any details.
Maybe I'll put it in her brownie
Hey!

-AD

GET OFF THE SHED!

-Frank

“My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset. I skied the second lap and I f—ed up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have the room next to Petter Northug and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I f—ed up. By the way, Tiger Woods is a really good man.”

- Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset on costing his team the Gold in the Olympic mens corss country relay.

Doors are opening for me and thongs are changing for the better!

Bill-
***This is only part of his full post taken out of context... making it so funny. ***

fatbob309 wrote:Bill-
***This is only part of his full post taken out of context... making it so funny. ***

X2. I nearly spit Monster all over the desk when I read this the first time.

The only advantage we'll ever have over the special is Science, but science fears them. Science tells you and me that puppies can die and that Candy Land is for ages 3 to 6. It wouldn't dare say those things to the special. To the special, Science only says, "Batman disguised all the food as crayons. Hi, I'm Science. Let's race."

Doll heads always trade places with one another when you look away. Always.

Gary Busey (reference)

What an odd sport we inhabit, where bits of obscure rock in remote locations are recognizeable.

— Richard Pawlowicz

God: Let me ask you something. If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?

God (as played by Morgan Freeman ;) )

I can ride a bike with no handlebars

Skatchkins wrote:I can ride a bike with no handlebars

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

Avis wrote:People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

I posted this in a moab thread...

Bad news... Just got off the phone with Moab and was told they will be closed that weekend. Something about sending out the slickrock for its yearly cleaning.:))
You guys have fun and leave some trails for me to run in June.

and got this in a PM

Is this true?

Made my day....

do you think duke wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a ******* therapist?
there's no ******* way he did!
john wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ***. Now that's a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why?
because it's none of your ******* business!
men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men jack you in the ******* jaw and say thanks for comin' out.

bds ii

hahaha that part was great ^^

What if people get everything they expect?
What becomes of hope?
I'll bet she's a nervous wreck.

Seven Mary Three

"it even had a mossy ball shelf!"

- Mike

Avis wrote:"it even had a mossy ball shelf!"

- Mike

Best quote EVER

You've been so cold to me lately. I haven't seen you for a while, and just wanted to make sure you're still alive.

just popped on my screen from Grooveshark