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You want bagel?

"Don Cheadle must have huge fingers and lots of bugers

-Someone in family

just said at work.....

jake- why would someone bend over and spread their cheeks?
brad- because all the cool guys do it.

don't ask:O

Chris, you are a nerdbomb

just seen on fb

from another employee at work while talking about sheep

i used to have a girlfriend that used to tell everyone that i liked to tape cotton balls to my back

Seen photo, and video of the day how about quote.

Procrastinators unite!........ Tomorrow!

squirrel....

well hello mr fancypants

Idaho Road Trip

Woah, did you see that coyote eating out that elk back there?

The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.

They say penis size is related to shoe size. Which makes the fear of being raped by a clown that much scarier.

4593

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Why are you sending naked pics to my sister? Do you know how hard it is to watch Breaking Bad when all you hear is "Mmmmmmmm" from the person next to you on the couch?

From my FB post:

Discussion in my car with my daughter yesterday with Led Zepplin on the radio: "Dad, is that that Phish band again?", "No, sweetheart, this is the legendary band: Led Zepplin." "Oh. They all scream a lot with the old music you listen to." "Well, that, along with awesome guitar playing is what makes rock music so great." "You mean kinda like that guy "Splash" you like so much." "Slash, sweetheart... his name is Slash... and yes. Kinda like that." "Cool. I like this."

They're so much prettier when they're circumcised

-my mother after seeing a photo of a certain rock in Moab on this forum

You smell like someone had sex in your armpit.

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sweathog wrote:...

hazards of being a man I guess..

(14:05:38) Skatchkins: hmmm.. my mother's on the floor claiming she's having an angina epsidoe

(14:06:45) offroadaz: i so misread that

Barry and Todd were red vining and they made a knot by accident. Thankfully Harold helped them get untangled.

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You really crack me up sometimes, Mike. It's exhausting looking for your Easter Eggs, but I really liked this one:


"Michael claims he is a tactile learner and wants to start a band with his wife with him being “Touchy” and her being “Feely.” Still that being said, it’s best if you never let him try to get to know you without supervision."

Glad someone reads those :)
Thanks Alan!