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Don't care where they're from.
Don't care if you say where.

It’s never the right time to have kids, but it’s always the right time for screwing. God’s not a dumb----. He knows how it works
- Source

"Shes hot"
"Yes he is"
"He?"
"Thats a guy in drag"
"Oh..."

Guy from Mexico talkin to the gay guy that sits behind me.

"Im not sure how to say this joke with out being gay"
Joe D

Say What?
Aaaaah!
Instant Mustache

LOL.. Mine is not even as far along as his, I dont have my kit yet, And my frame looks like his. I have to have mine DONE by the 5th of APRIL. Bob's will be EASY.....

Joe 03/03/2009

You know what the best part about this is? It's Christian.
-Joe Darro

dont got time to play with myself

- duke nukem when trying playing a duke nukem pinball machine

Nah, man... I'm just going to wander the earth and have adventures and s%*# like Cain.

I’m going to stop back there. I get better cell reception.

fatbob309 wrote:I’m going to stop back there. I get better cell reception.

ouch.

Did you just fart a little bit?
No... escaping, it felt more like the size of a medium sized bird.
What?
Don't worry, it was more feathers than claws.

-Skatch

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

alanzona wrote:ouch.

What can I say it makes me laugh. now 10 months later.. I didn't say who... And no it wasn't you.

Oh, I remember the quote, the place, the time, and the individual. :rockon:

I think Reagan had some of the best quotes.

"Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying."
- Ronald Reagan

Here you go- I will not make changes until you send me the final. Thanks

All the best music was made by people who weren’t me. I accept that. But if I make OK music and my success allows me the opportunity to stick my entire torso inside an elephant’s v-----, I think I’m doing pretty good

-John Mayer

The sound of gunfire, so loud and rapid, but it seemed to be so quiet around me
And out of nowhere, I feel a peace cover me
I reach down to re-load my ticket home
The taste of cold steel on my lips, and a second later...
Silence fills the January air

-Dallas